So, I made some surprisingly yummy soup this week. Actually, it was Monday night. It was a complete accident. I boiled some potatoes. Then, I added chicken broth and heavy cream. It looked like bleah. I mean, it looked like potatoes in milk. So, I added a few slices of american cheese. Still looked like bleah. I chopped up some celery, and threw it in the pot. Double bleah. I added 1/3 bag of broccoli. Why does this still look gross? Ugh. Ah ha! I had some cream of something soups!! I put a can of cream of celery and a can of chicken (i took the gross chicken pieces out...buh-leah!). Meh, looking okay, but still not there. What else is in my kitchen that I could throw in? Hrmmm....tater tots? Why not?! I threw 1/2 bag of tater tots in there. I let it cook for a while (mushed up the tots as they got soft), and left for a girls night out. I got back and my lover had put it in the fridge. Ya know what that means? It means he liked it enough to have it for left overs. Okay, this was definitely not a soup that'll make your thighs thinner. In fact, I'm pretty sure my behind is jigglin' a little more than usual because of it. But, hey! I was resourceful and my babies daddy liked it!
So, here is where I get gross.
We had it for left overs Tuesday. It was delicious.
Ummm....we forgot to put it up that night. It stayed on the counter over night.
I'm gross, and I need to confess right now. I eat food that's been left out all night and the next day. Like, not all food. Just safe food. Like, I dunno. Spaghetti and roast are a definite. I mean, I know that I can be foolish and forget to put it up, but that stuff costs money! So, I take a nibble or two just for pleasure....secretly...the next day.
Oh. my. goodness.
DO NOT EAT POTATO SOUP THAT HAS BEEN LEFT OUT ALL NIGHT LONG.
Seriously, I took a BIG spoonful of that soup. Knowing that it'd be magnificent.
What a dumb bunny.
It tasted like old milk with a hint of celery flavoring.
Okay, my brain wasn't working. I know that wasn't the brightest thing I've done. I promise I usually only eat left out "safe" foods.
What was I thinking?
I wasn't.
I just wanted more potato soup.
My flesh was craving the yumminess.
It really was yummy.
Remember, kids, milk based products left out over night and possibly all morning and afternoon are a BIG no no.
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spaghetti left out all night is totally ok. I'm bad about eating left out food too. I'll make a note about the potato soup though!
oh my i want to gag. i knew as soon as you said that it got left out on the counter that you were going to say you ate some the next day..
wow.. chalk that flub up to "placenta brain." lol.
say NO to milk based foods left out all night. good plan.
You know, if something's in a crock pot on your counter, and every few hours you notice it and have that thought that you should rearrange the fridge to get the crock in there but decide to turn the heat back on for a few minutes instead...dude, it's good for days!!! (As me how I know!)
That made me laugh so hard!! I loved the part about secretly taking bites of expensive food left out, like roast beef! Ha! WHo doesn't do that??
The yummiest is mac-n-cheese... Mmmm!!!
You may be gross but you are still the CUTEST person ever!!! I just adore how absolutely real and cute you are. We are ALL gross but I just can't make my grossness sound so cute.
Scott is one to eat things left out. It completely freaks me out, I can't do it.
Glad your concoction turned out great. I love it when that happens, but fail miserably when I try to recreate it.
-- Brandi
I cannot tell you how badly I needed that laugh today and now I am laughing out loud!
I just love your fun funny funness.
When you said you threw in some tator tots I really laughed. That is some good stuff. Tator tots in soup...I think you may be on to something.
What a lucky husband and children you have!
so I am a late poster but I just have to...
I am laughing out loud and I havent laughed this heartily is some time - J thinks I am crazy. Now he is frustrated because I am not telling him why I am laughing. Girl - did you not see that coming?!?!?! No Ally, milk left out over night is NOT good! :)
We had a great time visiting with you guys, sure wish we could do that more often.
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