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hmmm...
....changin' the way I think...
“For as long as you can remember, you have been a pleaser, depending on others to give you an identity. You need not look at that only in a negative way. You wanted to give your heart to others, and you did so quickly and easily. But now you are being asked to let go of all these self-made props and trust that God is enough for you. You must stop being a pleaser and reclaim your identity as a free self.”
Henri Nouwen
9 comments:
that is hysterical. I just hope no one prays that for a while in church cause I'm going to laugh very hard.
Alli, You know..you just have a servant's heart. Could you stack these chairs for me?
Hey! I've prayed for a hedge of protection around you before!
I personally love his one on the GPS and the corporations taking over Christian songs.
Who is that?
And I am agreeing with Michelle...that would be hilarious if somebody starts praying that in Church and I start laughing.
Thanks alot Alli!
Thanks for making me laugh...I could watch those clips forever!
You are totally my Cletus!
Stacy and I got on Youtube and watched a whole bunch of this guys stuff...soooo funny!
I loved Graced's cletus one too!
This is funny and all, but...didn't you post this same video a while back?
You wouldn't be trying to repost a video and calling THAT a blog update now would you?
Besides, I can be funny like this guy...for example, umm...like how we start the announcements portion of our service by asking everyone if they have a copy of the bulletin (and if they don't, we make sure to have someone get up and give them one) so that they can have all the announcements in writing. Then, we spend 5 minutes reading them all to everyone, thus eliminating the need for the bulletin in the first place!
HOW MANY TREES HAVE SUFFERED AND DIED SO WE COULD PRODUCE OUR MEANINGLESS, REDUNDANT BULLETINS? What will become of the spotted owl?
Ok, not so funny...how about this...
Does every bulletin in the world have to have curvy writing on the front with a clip art dove and a sunset on it? It'll have every single word but one written normally, and then some word random word in the verse is in a font 25 times larger than everything else and looks like font from a wedding invitation. Something like, "Thou, O Lord, are my (HUGE CURVY FONT!!!!!) R-O-C-K (end HUGE CURVY FONT!!!!!) and my shelter." What does that mean? That if we write stuff funny it somehow makes a word mean more? It's like someone made a typo in a bulletin one morning, and when they got caught they said, "Oh yeah, well...umm...I was trying to creatively make a point here." Here, allow me to be artistic...Hey ALLI how are YOU doing? Cool, now you can print this out and frame it right next to some hokey painting of a lake or something.
Wow, I'm sucking right now...maybe that guy does have some skills.
How about this...have you ever used "I'll have to pray about that" to get out of doing something you don't want to do? Like someone asks you to work with the little bas...umm, little angels...in children's church, and you don't want to but you can't think up a good excuse on the spot, so you say "I'll pray about it." The other person can't complain about that, and you get off the hook. If they ever come back and follow up with you about it, you just say, "I don't feel the Lord leading me in that direction right now, but...I'll continue to pray about it." Eventually someone else will do the job and you can continue to be a lazy sponge! Works great!
Still not that funny...you and your stupid video blog updates. I'll be back, you'll see.
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Don't you want to come to the planetarium next week? :)
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